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"This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It's when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts" Si Robertson

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Oct 24, 2012 09:00 PM - Si Robertson - by countrygirl (woman)

 

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First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shavin' your beard and wearin' capri pants. - Si

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May 3, 2012 10:50 AM - Si Robertson - by txbucky2k (man)

 

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I'm Happay Happay Happay!! - Phil

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May 29, 2012 08:15 AM - Phil Robertson - by kenzyfla (woman)

 

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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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Apr 25, 2012 07:18 PM - Jase Robertson - by ducker (man)

 

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"One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin' a scooter". Uncle SI

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Dec 14, 2012 12:17 PM - Si Robertson - by Essy196 (woman)

 

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"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean of your butt." Si

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Feb 27, 2013 12:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Joe1231232 (woman)

 

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Any animal can get big boys...Hey..once i reached down to pet a little dog and when i did..hey..it was a 5 pound squirrel..-Si

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May 25, 2012 07:18 AM - Si Robertson - by Kcozmo12 (man)

 

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Hey, you want something done right, don't ask me - Si

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Dec 10, 2012 06:32 AM - Si Robertson - by lpoll7 (man)

 

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The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. - Phil

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Apr 5, 2012 11:54 AM - Phil Robertson - by Nathan (man)

 

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Nothin makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes - Willie

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May 10, 2012 06:33 AM - Willie Robertson - by Smoothmint (man)

 

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