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"Redneckcolepsy, It's like narcolepsy except it's only when you fall asleep at work."
-Willie

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Nov 29, 2012 09:58 AM - Willie Robertson - by xcccx (woman)

 

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"Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." --Sadie Robertson
"Oh, That's just a suggestion." --Si Robertson

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Oct 10, 2013 12:34 AM - Si Robertson - by me (man)

 

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I'll put my grilling up against anybodys, I am the grillmaster. - Si

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Apr 17, 2012 01:56 PM - Si Robertson - by annon (man)

 

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That toilet paper we got now is like John Wayne it don't take crap off nobody! - Jep

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Oct 10, 2013 12:34 AM - Jep Robertson - by Jason (man)

 

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He can naw through a 2x6 like a knife going through butter, he's the super beaver - Phil

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Apr 16, 2012 02:59 PM - Phil Robertson - by Alice (woman)

 

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"Let me put this in Spanish for you, NO!" -Jep Robertson

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Dec 9, 2012 12:04 AM - Jep Robertson - by D-Wat17 (man)

 

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These are fat bull frogs that need to be picked up and fried up - Si

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Jun 27, 2012 12:48 PM - Si Robertson - by Jack (man)

 

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Don't touch her below the neck until you sign the dotted line.

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Oct 31, 2012 09:49 PM - Phil Robertson - by willis16 (man)

 

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Let me tell you about redneck logic...Just blow it up! He's gonna be so enamored with the fire he'll forget about what he's losing.

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Oct 23, 2012 06:22 PM - Willie Robertson - by Copper (man)

 

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"I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea" ...Uncle Si

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Mar 15, 2013 10:53 PM - Si Robertson - by Tracy Barrera-Kletzing (woman)

 

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