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“I’m the master of distractions. Do a couple of hand gestures, and bam! I’ll take the underwear clean off your butt.” -Si

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May 24, 2013 10:20 AM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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"When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly." - Jase

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May 21, 2013 02:15 PM - Jase Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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"In a subdivision, you call 911. At home, I AM 911 ! "- Phil

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May 16, 2013 04:04 PM - Phil Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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Calling your girlfriend your "lady friend" is a great way to let everyone know you both met on Craigslist. - Si

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May 14, 2013 08:16 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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"I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own." - Si

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May 12, 2013 02:40 PM - Si Robertson - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go." - Si

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May 12, 2013 02:37 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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"Ford F150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra. As a married man, these are the only pickup lines I am allowed to use." Si

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May 8, 2013 04:52 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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When I say CEO I mean a caveman with a ego who's obsessed- jase

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May 8, 2013 03:14 PM - Jase Robertson - by Ben (man)

 

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First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shavin' your beard and wearin' capri pants. - Si

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May 6, 2013 01:29 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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"A beaver is about like the ninjas... the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find." - Si

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May 3, 2013 09:09 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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