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I'm like an owl, I don't give a hoot.

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Nov 14, 2012 10:36 PM - Si Robertson - by Camo08 (woman)

 

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"If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman."-Phil

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Jun 13, 2012 11:17 PM - Phil Robertson - by megmd01 (woman)

 

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Hey I'd be playin in the NBA if it weren't for my trick knee.Hey I'd slam it in yo face and yo momma's face,Jack.- Si

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Dec 4, 2012 09:49 AM - Si Robertson - by Codyd#3 (man)

 

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“I’m the master of distractions. Do a couple of hand gestures, and bam! I’ll take the underwear clean off your butt.” -Si

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May 24, 2013 10:20 AM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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Makes her happy happy happy

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Dec 13, 2012 11:08 PM - Phil Robertson - by jeff rhodes  (man)

 

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A beaver is about like the ninjas, the suckers only work at night and they are hard to find. - Si

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Apr 16, 2012 02:59 PM - Si Robertson - by Steven (man)

 

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"Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em." Phil Robertson

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May 22, 2012 10:19 AM - Phil Robertson - by Kirk Mayer (man)

 

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It's on like donkey kong!-Si Robertson

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Jul 17, 2012 10:31 AM - Si Robertson - by cman (man)

 

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This is like a pants off dance off, Jack! -Si

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Dec 4, 2012 09:48 AM - Si Robertson - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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"Hey, you want to be an artist? Ain't no money in that" - Si Robertson

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Dec 30, 2012 11:18 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)

 

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