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"This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It's when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts" Si Robertson

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Oct 25, 2012 12:00 AM - Si Robertson - by countrygirl (woman)

 

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"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean of your butt." Si

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Feb 27, 2013 03:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Joe1231232 (woman)

 

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I'm Happay Happay Happay!! - Phil

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May 29, 2012 11:15 AM - Phil Robertson - by kenzyfla (woman)

 

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"I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea" ...Uncle Si

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Mar 15, 2013 10:53 PM - Si Robertson - by Tracy Barrera-Kletzing (woman)

 

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First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shavin' your beard and wearin' capri pants. - Si

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May 3, 2012 01:50 PM - Si Robertson - by txbucky2k (man)

 

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''Plenty of fish in the sea...stingray...gamma ray...ray-ban...'' - Si

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Mar 12, 2013 07:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Alexandre Fréchette (man)

 

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"Look here beavers you better hide your wife hide your husband and both of you hide your kids we're coming" Si Robertson

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Mar 6, 2013 11:17 PM - Si Robertson - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. - Phil

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Apr 5, 2012 02:54 PM - Phil Robertson - by Nathan (man)

 

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"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." — Si

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Dec 24, 2012 09:45 AM - Si Robertson - by Hey (man)

 

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"One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin' a scooter". Uncle SI

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Dec 14, 2012 03:17 PM - Si Robertson - by Essy196 (woman)

 

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