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"This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It's when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts" Si Robertson

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Oct 25, 2012 12:00 AM - Si Robertson - by countrygirl (woman)

 

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"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean of your butt." Si

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Feb 27, 2013 03:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Joe1231232 (woman)

 

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I'm Happay Happay Happay!! - Phil

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May 29, 2012 11:15 AM - Phil Robertson - by kenzyfla (woman)

 

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"I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea" ...Uncle Si

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Mar 15, 2013 10:53 PM - Si Robertson - by Tracy Barrera-Kletzing (woman)

 

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First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shavin' your beard and wearin' capri pants. - Si

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May 3, 2012 01:50 PM - Si Robertson - by txbucky2k (man)

 

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''Plenty of fish in the sea...stingray...gamma ray...ray-ban...'' - Si

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Mar 12, 2013 07:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Alexandre Fréchette (man)

 

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"Look here beavers you better hide your wife hide your husband and both of you hide your kids we're coming" Si Robertson

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Mar 6, 2013 11:17 PM - Si Robertson - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. - Phil

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Apr 5, 2012 02:54 PM - Phil Robertson - by Nathan (man)

 

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Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey. -Si

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Jun 21, 2012 06:32 PM - Si Robertson - by megan (woman)

 

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"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." — Si

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Dec 24, 2012 09:45 AM - Si Robertson - by Hey (man)

 

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